- [a bashful couple approach the hotel desk clerk]
- Hank, innkeeper: Just sign Mr. and Mrs. right there. I suppose you folks would like the bridal chamber?
- The bridegroom: [smile in embarrassment] How much?
- Hank, innkeeper: Well, we always get two dollars for the bridal chamber. You see, it's the best in the house.
- [Bridegroom pays]
- Hank, innkeeper: And please be as quiet as possible! The man next to you gets up at five.
- [the bridegroom returns to the front desk]
- Hank, innkeeper: Well, speak up, young man. What is it?
- The bridegroom: I can't find it.
- Hank, innkeeper: You can't?
- The bridegroom: Nope.
- Hank, innkeeper: Well, whatever have you lost?
- The bridegroom: I ain't lost nothin'!
- Hank, innkeeper: Well, what in the world is it you can't find?
- The bridegroom: Well, ah, you see its, ah...
- [giggles]
- Hank, innkeeper: Ohhh!
- John Carruthers: We gotta get outta here. Think you can make it?
- Sheriff Jake Withers: Or I'll bust a cinch tryin'.