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Gakuen mokushiroku: HIGHSCHOOL OF THE DEAD (2010)
Good, if you skip almost all of it
Well... in simple terms: I love zombie horror animations and products, in fact, it's probably the best horror genre. So what happens if I saw this anime as the most popular zombie product in the market? I want to watch it of course. To my surprise, this was BARELY a zombie adventure anime, everything is about semi-naked chicks with super big breasts and stuff, I can't even remember a good zombie scene. This anime in fact is a cashgrab for lonely teenagers and an insult to the zombie genre. Characters? Which characters? The ones that happen to show their bodies almost the entire show? Not for me.
Biatches (2014)
Bottom of the toilet bowl
Is this the worst animated series ever made? I'm gonna take a wild guess and say YES it is! I've never seen something so cringy and inhumanely unfunny and immature in my life. I mean I DO LOVE dumb comedy series and dumb animated series, but this is the worst of the worst. Tried to watch more than one episode but failed miserably, in fact, I only watched for one minute and feel like an eternity. I would never let anyone watch me put my eyes into this vile pile of garbage, I still can't believe this was made in first place. Do yourself a favor and don't waste your time, you're better than this.
Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie (2024)
Disturbing
For a family/kids movie, this is so inappropriate.
The villain's motivations are vomit inducing to say the least, and in general this is the worst spongebob product I've ever seen.
Characters are a mess and most of the are irrelevant and won't change a thing if they get removed from the movie.
Jokes are reused from previous spongebob movies and TV chapters.
Animation is fine, but sometimes Sandy's facial expressions looked broken or cursed, kind of out of place.
The actors are a pain for the brain, you might as well watch the paint dry over that mess of an "acting".
Everyone in this movie tries their best to be hated, even the "good guys".
Bad family movie and even worse adult movie.
Oldeuboi (2003)
Very dumb
Hire all the drama writers you can get and what do you get? This mess.
I wanted to like this movie, but this is just asian drama going over the top, it's so inconsistent that you end up getting tired by the half of the movie.
Action scenes were laughable at best, just a guy with a hammer beating a bunch of gang members.
The main dramas became so boring that it was hard to get to the end of the film, everyone is just screaming at each other over some past mistakes.
Saw this at the cinema and it was a mistake, very noisy, people around looked confused and not very interested in the movie, we all wanted to leave.
Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie (2024)
Disturbing
For a family/kids movie, this is so inappropriate.
The villain's motivations are vomit inducing to say the least, and in general this is the worst spongebob product I've ever seen.
Characters are a mess and most of the are irrelevant and won't change a thing if they get removed from the movie.
Jokes are reused from previous spongebob movies and TV chapters.
Animation is fine, but sometimes Sandy's facial expressions looked broken or cursed, kind of out of place.
The actors are a pain for the brain, you might as well watch the paint dry over that mess of an "acting".
Everyone in this movie tries their best to be hated, even the "good guys".
Bad family movie and even worse adult movie.
Borderlands (2024)
What the hell?
Why is everyone in this movie so old? Is this like a Borderlands retirement home edition?
This is just like one of those 80's action movie were you didn't even know what's going on but you're being entertained because there are explosions and gun fire everywhere.
The actor casting is lame, but they all look like they did they're best with the material they had.
The story is almost irrelevant since it all happens so generic, bad guy wants all the power for himself, good girl wants to stop him, also good girl need power of friendship and get back her friends so they can all live happily forever.
Kung Fu Panda 4 (2024)
Zhen saves the movie
My fascination with this film goes beyond the aesthetics of the characters and the beloved new fox that accompanies our fierce protagonist in martial arts.
They managed to do something that I didn't think was possible, make me forget about the previous characters by including a small but incredibly charismatic little fox who easily wins the hearts of the audience.
Many people are angry about what was said above, because they expected that the Furious 5 were really going to have an important role in this play, but believe it or not, this turned out to be better than expected, because they gave us new characters that were truly memorable , making it not necessary to see the previous films to perfectly understand this film.
And with this I close my review saying: I love you Zhen, you are the best thing that happened to this saga.
Shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan (2024)
I'm losing brain cells in here!
Japanese humor is a completely mysterious thing, you either end up simply fascinated or you end up wondering what the hell is going on, this anime is somewhere between the two.
Above all, the series does not bring anything new to the formula that we all know, it is always an anime girl combined with some cute animal that can be used for marketing products and as the image of the program, in this case a deer.
The opening is more of the same, people love it because it is incredibly catchy, it is one of those songs that will play in your head until the day you die and you will find videos of Asians dancing to that rhythm for all eternity, there is no escape.
Watch it if it catches your attention and you're bored, but don't expect anything new or fresh, it's ridiculousness at its finest.
Kimetsu no Yaiba (2019)
Epic sword anime
Kimetsu no Yaiba represents the new generation of sword fighting anime, it is a concept so archaic that it has aged like a fine wine and adapted to modern times.
This anime will transport you to feudal Japan in such a well-crafted and magical way that it will make you feel firsthand the motivations and desires of each character, making each episode feel relevant and wonderful.
Each season feels like a different stage where we can see the main characters grow as warriors and as individuals in the face of a cruel and merciless world that threatens all those around them, the demons of this work feel like authentic killing machines that They will do whatever it takes to reign over humans.
This is a must-see series for any anime fan.
Mr. Pickles (2013)
Satanism and evil dogs
Rating this series is difficult, because you end up loving it or you will end up hating it, there is no middle ground.
The rivalry between an evil dog and a grandfather sounds like one of the most absurd concepts in the history of animation, but for some reason it just works.
Outside of that, for most of the series I have no idea what is happening because almost all the characters are grotesquely deformed, it is part of the charm of the show that is completely unusual and bizarre.
If you don't mind watching a lot of pointless situations and obscene amounts of violence from start to finish, then you're in the right place because Mr. Pickles is here to entertain you.
It's a silly little series that I had no hope for, but over time it grew on me.
Fight Club (1999)
Snooze club
It easily makes it into my Top 5 worst movies I've ever seen. The title is a complete deception, it is not about a fight club, but rather a criminal sect made up of pure brainless characters who will do whatever a charismatic individual tells them.
The characters are horrible and meaningless, if they were looking for a place to go out to fight, why did they agree to participate in a criminal/terrorist group?
None of the criminals told the protagonist that from one moment to the next he was acting differently, because if so the film would have made some sense, the characters do not act like real people.
The plot twist is the most ridiculous thing I have seen in the history of cinema and I do not recommend anyone waste their time with this film. Ignore the fact that it's a "classic", you'll thank me.
Danjon meshi (2024)
Dungeon anime with a twist
If you are a fan of dungeon animes you are going to love this. It is practically like any of those animes but especially focused on the field of cooking.
All the cooking techniques seen in the series are from real life but used in elements that only exist in this fantasy universe, that is... cooking monsters.
The cooking scenes are very detailed and will whet your appetite to the point where you will wish it were possible to cook these types of creatures, so remember to have a full stomach.
The characters are memorable and each one reinforces a unique and different style, you will definitely love more than one.
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)
Geek bait
This film treats its fans like brainless lambs who are unable to see beyond the aesthetics of a video game.
The main plot of this work is simply a wet fantasy for antisocial teenagers who dream of achieving the superpower of their favorite hero.
The characters are an insult, they possess no real emotions and are only there to make the main character look like some kind of god.
If I can say one positive thing about the movie, it's that the special effects guys did a great job, but everything else is non-stop nonsense.
This work is one of the reasons why big companies see video game players as a bunch of lab rats who would bite into poisoned cheese without a second thought.
Akira (1988)
Anime classic... kinda
A very confusing and frankly not very interesting film.
This piece is not your classic anime entertainment, instead, it is a kind of post-apocalyptic mishmash with characters that are quite well animated for the time.
I remember watching this movie with my cousin, it was a boring day and we decided to watch something classic to lift our spirits.
He fell asleep halfway through the movie, and I don't blame him, the movie is extremely complicated to follow and doesn't explain itself.
I decided to stay to see it until the end but I could only appreciate how well animated it was, no character conveyed anything important to me and it was definitely not a memorable film.
My recommendation is that if you are looking to see something fun, don't stop to see Akira because it is not the best option.
It feels like it would have been a great music video because of the efficient visuals, but as a film I feel that they aspired too much but delivered little, it is not suitable for the general public.
Fritz the Cat (1972)
Life takes us down difficult paths
Fritz is a difficult work to describe in words, especially for someone who was not born in the times where the entire film takes place.
It's a crazy story about a cat trying to live away from the norms and rules of society.
An individual who does not know empathy tries to live his life to the fullest in a world full of social problems and racism.
For me, Fritz is a representation of the rebellious youthful spirit of those times, but he is also an example that should not be replicated, because unlike us, Fritz is a cat, and as such, he can use his multiple lives to do every kind of crazy things without worrying about the future.
The cat in the film, unlike classic children's films, acts like a virus, a character that causes misfortune in the lives of those he meets because he does not have time to worry about others.
I honestly love this movie for its music, its animation, and its message that living life to the fullest doesn't always turn out the way you want, in a world so cold and hostile... no one has time to worry about others.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: My Horse Prince (2024)
Not as bad as people say it is
I'm honestly surprised to see so many people bashing James so negatively about this episode.
If you have been a fan since the first episodes, you will know that sometimes James only produces episodes for fun and not precisely to deliver a complex audiovisual project full of references.
Yes, this episode was poor unlike the previous ones, yes, this episode felt too weak, and of course yes, this episode did not have any editing value or quality standard that James' videos usually have... but WHAT THE HELL, it was fun!
Watching the episode fills you with cringe, and that's okay because it's clearly the intention.
I hate seeing everyone talk so negatively about James just because he did something different than usual.
If you still leave the nostalgia aside and appreciate the video for what it is, like a silly little video to laugh at a ridiculous game, you will realize that this was something very funny, I just hope this doesn't end James' career .
Love, Death & Robots: Bad Travelling (2022)
Best storytelling of the seven seas
This turned out to be one of the best-told episodes of the series.
Although it has the advantage of being one of the longest, fortunately it makes great use of that time, making the episode go by quickly because of how fun and involving it is.
In the vast world of sailors, the line between law and order fades so quickly that we don't even notice, and it's up to a single sailor to do what is right for the well-being of an entire island.
Conserve your crew or safeguard the life of an entire island?
That is the question that matters in this fantastic work.
In a wild world surrounded by waves and enormous creatures, every decision is crucial, and those who were once your friends could become an obstacle to doing what you consider right... only one will survive.