The last decade of television has been monumental. We're seeing long form television redefine the small box world, sitcoms breaking free of classic archetypes, and damn, you can hold just about any show in your hand. Now, television isn't apparently Hand-Eye-relevant, but come on, we watch it, too. So in celebration of Mother's Day, I've watched every sitcom of the last few decades and chosen five sitcom moms I love, not because of their warmth and affection, but for some other sort of…