"My Town" is a song from the Hercules episode, "Hercules and the River Styx". It is a song sung by the Muses and Hades when he takes over Athens by rerouting the River Styx.
Lyrics[]
Muses: Old Flametop is honin'.............
A plan, for re-zonin'........
And takin' his show on the road...........
Just look at him gloating ..........while busily boating
That ego must be quite a load
Hades: C'mon Ladies!! Sing Along with Hades
Let me- show you-girls around in....My Town
Muses: New Hades
Hades: Sure beats living .......underground in........ My Town
Muses: Whoa Whoa Whoa
Hades: I got a penthouse on Spark Avenue
I'd like you to see
Museums and parks -and works of art -are, hey, dedicated to Me!
We'll shop and Doom and Gloomingdale's in..... My Town
Muses: In his town
We'll dine tonight in toga and tails in ......yeah -My Town
Muses: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
I'm the host -who loves to toast- another job well done-
In my town!
Muses: In his town
Hades: I'm number one.
Thailia: Not in my book, you ain't!
Hades: Hey! I'm Honored! I'm Mayor! I'm Chief of Police in...
Oh, ho, ho
Muses: His town
Hades: The hottest spot in all of Greece has a home, moi town
Muses: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Hades: The Parthenon, that crowning jewel, could use my flair for urban renewal-
Muses: What?
Hades: I'm just kidding I wouldn't change a thing. I'm serious...NOT!
Muses: His town
Hades: Yeah! In my town!
Hey, you got to love it, don't you? Keys are with the valet. Thank you very much. Good night.
Muses: His town
Trivia[]
- This song is played again in Hercules and the Big Show.
