This is a story about a suit. A suit of wonder. A swimsuit with mysteriously magical powers. I never thought I'd experience the day when I would feel so supremely comfortable and amazingly confident in a swimsuit. Of any description. Today, my friends, is that day. Today I feel like I found the suit of my dreams. Made with my own hands. A swimsuit that allows me to run Baywatch style down the beach without my swimsuit bottoms disappearing into my butt (TMI?). Let's be clear. I have a butt. A…