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' BEST POEM IN THE WORLD l was shocked. confused. bewildered As I entered Heaven's door, Not by the beauty of it all, Nor the lights or its decor. But i! was the folks in Heaven Who made me sputter and gasp-- The thieves, the liars, the sinners. The alcoholics and the trash. There stood the kid from sevemh grade who swiped my lunch money twice. Next to him was my old neighbor who never said anything nice. Bob. who I always though! Was rotting away in hell, Was sitting pretty on cloud nine, Looking incredibly well. l nudged Jesus, 'What's the deal? I would love to hear Your (ake. How'd all these sinners get up here? Cod must‘ve made a mistake. 'And why is everyone so quiet. So somber - give me a clue.‘ 'Hush. child.’ He said. 'they‘re No one thought they'd be seeing you.‘ JUDGE NOT” Remember..Jusx going to church doesn't make you a Chris tian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car. Every saint has & PAST... - iFunny
