Marriage jokes
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Whether you're celebrating your first anniversary or your 50th, married couples will appreciate these hilarious marriage jokes that perfectly describe what spending your life with your best friend is really like.
WIFE: Honey let’s play a game HUSBAND: Okay. What’s the game about?
It’s never over, ’til it’s over LOL. After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to massage her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time. 😎😍 It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the...
walks away in disgust. After she regains hercomposure she returns and asks again, “What would you like, sir?” Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers,“A quickie, please.” This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding “SMACK!” and storms away. A man sitting ... Read more
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A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary. Knowing his wIfe loved antiques, he bought a beautiful old brass oil lamp for her. When she unwrapped it, a genie appeared. He thanked them and gave each of them one wish. The wife wished for an all expenses paid, first class, around the world cruise with her husband.
Growing out a beard can dramatically change a man's look, but shaving one off can be even more of a shock. Some say that beards make men's faces look stronger and more masculine, while others argue that it all comes down to bone structure. We're definitely not evolutionary scientists here at Bored Panda, but we've compiled some photos of guys before and after grabbing the razor, and we'd like to know which one you'd rather ride off into the sunset with.
