Animal Jokes
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The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...
A woman goes to the Vet with her pig that appears to be sleeping. The woman waits as the vet inspects the pig. The Vet comes out and tells her.. -funny joke
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I think that *might* be the most glorious blog title in a long while..... :) For those counting I have 5 more Mondays and 26 more days left in this school year. I am pretty pumped. I am going to TRY to use this break to get motivated again. I lost my mojo somewhere near the end of February and it hasn't really returned. I have a ton of ideas in my head, but the time to sit down and get them into the computer just isn't there! I think I have two or three things started, 10 on my idea list…
A cat dies and goes to heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years.” “Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.” The cats says, “Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.” God...
I was just learning to love... Beep. Bop. Boop.
