Dressed to ImpressArrr, matey! It's the pirate's life for us! What they don't tell you about the pirate life, though, is that besides the wave-tossed seas and scurvy-ridden crewmates, you have to go several months between barber appointments. Is it any wonder that most pirates' hair is long and tangled? Fortunately, you have a marvelous head of curls and you understand the importance of appearance when it comes to pirating. Seeing your glorious locks, your victims always surrender immediately. S