Quotes & inspiration
Quotes, sayings and other stuff I agree with while trying to avoid inane drivel but each to their own! My inspiration might be your inane drivel!
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ªº generalgrievousdatíngsim im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them arejust solid life advice Ke :; generalgrievousdatíngsim ..: Things a Cowboy Should Not Do Here are some words to live by according to cowboys. Some are really good advice and all are funny cowboy sayings. º Don’t squat with your spurs on. ' Don't let your yearnings get ahead of your earnings. ' Don't dig for water under the outhouset . Don't go in If you don‘t know the way out, . Don't mess with something that ain't bothering you. . Never drive black cattle in the dark. . Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction. . Never miss a good chance to shut up. ' Never ask how stupid someone IS 'cause they'll turn around and show you. like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions &, generalgrievousdatíngsim . Ifyou fmd yourself in a hole, the first thing [O do is stop digging. o It's better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid than open it and prove it. o If it doesn't seem to be worth the effort it probably isn't. o Just ‘cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down. o Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back. . Nature gave us all something to fall back on, and sooner or later we all land flat on il. o The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy TipsTM - iFunny
