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a poem written in black and white with the words i want to close casket funeral
I want a closed casket funeral. However, towards the end of the service, please have the organist play " Pop goes the weasel " over and over until everyone in attendance is staring at my coffin with silent horrified anticipation.
a black and white photo with text that reads, apparently you have to eat healthy more than once to get in shape
Funny Pictures Of The Day - 43 Pics
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 43 Pics
an old lady saying i'm going to leave snacks in little bags on the floor all over the house in case i fall down
Because you can never go wrong with too many emergency snacks
a black and white photo with the words to quote hamlet act ii, scene 3 line 8
Is Hell going to win this war? To Quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III Line 87, "NO"
That face....lol.... When You Like Someone, Myers Briggs, Intp, Intj, Infp, Infj, I Smile
That face....lol....
Short guys love short girls Tall guys love short girls What do tall girls get?… Short Guys, Tall Girls, Tall People, Short People, Quotes Short, Guy Friends, Ideas Quotes, Tall Girl, Tall Guys
Short guys love short girls Tall guys love short girls What do tall girls get? Cats.
Short guys love short girls Tall guys love short girls What do tall girls get?…
a large rock sitting on the side of a road next to a car's rear view mirror
Funny Pictures Of The Day - 36 Pics
Cat Stevens, 10 Funniest, Eddie Vedder, James Hetfield, What Do You Mean, Tom Petty, I'm With The Band, Up Book
Funny Confession Memes & Ecards | Someecards
a man in a white shirt with the words 33 ridiculous hilarious schmadt quotes that will brighten your day
33 Ridiculously Hilarious Schmidt Quotes That Will Brighten Your Day
I love you, Schmidt.
a boy standing next to a dog with the caption i'm having computer problems today first it kept locking up on me, then i couldn't stay on line and then
Hate you? No, I don't exactly hate you. I curse the day we met, and basically disapprove of your very existence, but no, I don't hate you.
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a pink poster with white lettering that says marry the one who gives you the same feeling you get when you see food coming at a restaurant
Marry the one who gives you the same feeling you...
I got a hunger...