Funny long jokes

A wife decides to take her husband, James, to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, James! How ya doin’?” His wife is...

A Husband and Wife are in church listening to a very long and drawn out sermonAfter quite a bit of time, the wife gets tired and dozes off.The husband notices this and goes to poke he.. #funny, #joke, #humor

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter.She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. #funny, #joke, #humor

Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell me your secret to long life,” the r... #funny #joke #story

Elsa, a 97 year old midwife, finally passed away after a long and happy life. When she arrived at the Pearly Gates, StPeter was standing there waiting for her.He said, “Welcome, Elsa.. #funny, #joke, #humor

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife’s activities. A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to watch it. Although the quality was less...

A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding…Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding. #funny, #joke, #humor

A Husband And Wife Get Up On Sunday Morning. – A husband and wife get up on Sunday

The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

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