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Dad joke about Monday being the worst day.

The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new oneOnce he's arrived, the new rooster walks up to the old one and says, “Listen here, Gramps! This whole farm is m.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Einstein says, “Let’s play a game. I will ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you will pay me only $5; but if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500”. The man agrees and the game proceeds. Einstein asks the first question, “What is the distance between the Earth and...

A woman goes to the Vet with her pig that appears to be sleeping. The woman waits as the vet inspects the pig. The Vet comes out and tells her.. -funny joke

A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding…Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding. #funny, #joke, #humor

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.As the bartender gives her the drink she says,“I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Celebrate the warmer weather and sunshine with these funny Spring Jokes for kids! They're perfect for March, April, and May!

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them...

Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson. ”If you had eleven dollars and I asked you for a loan of six dollars, how much would you have left?” said the teacher... #jokes #joke #jokeoftheday #funny

The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...