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390 pages, Paperback
First published June 1, 1964
Stok was bubbling over with gaiety. He prodded Harvey and said, 'I tell you a joke. The factory workers say that it's impossible to do anything right. If you arrive five minutes early you are a saboteur, if you arrive five minutes late you are betraying socialism, if you arrive on time they say, "Where did you get that watch?" Stok laughed and spilled his drink. The Czech officer looked at him in shy disbelief and offered his packet of Memfis cigarettes.
'Another,' said Stok. 'Capitalism is the exploitation of man by man. Yes? Well socialism is exactly the reverse.'
Everyone laughed and swilled down another drink. Harvey was getting quite merry. He said to Stok, 'Where do you get all these gags - Reader's Digest?'
Stok grinned. 'No, no, no, no - from people. That one about capitalism and socialism - we arrested a man for telling that this morning.' Stok laughed his booming baritone laugh till the tears came into his eyes.
Harvey said to me softly, 'Is he kidding?'
'Who knows?' I said. - excerpt from Funeral in Berlin