Mind Your Language (1977–1986)
Jamila Massey: Jamila Ranjha
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Quotes
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Jeremy Brown : [Mr Brown is talking to the class about everyday things they should know how to say and do] Ali, where would you go to get some aspirin?
Ali Nadim : The Tandoori Takeaway.
Jeremy Brown : What?
Ali Nadim : My jolly good friend who works there always has plenty aspirin.
Jeremy Brown : No, where would you *buy* aspirin?
Ali Nadim : Why would I be buying aspirin, when I can get it from my jolly good friend for free?
Jeremy Brown : All right, where would you go if the Tandoori Takeaway was closed?
Ali Nadim : Oh, blimey! The Taj Mahal Curryhouse
Jamila Ranjha : White Chemist!
Jeremy Brown : [Ali leaves his seat and begins to walk out of the classroom] Where are you going?
Ali Nadim : To buy aspirin.
Jeremy Brown : I thought you said you didn't have a headache?
Ali Nadim : Oh blimey! I do now!