Twitch City (1998–2000)
Don McKellar: Curtis
Quotes
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Nathan : [to a visibly annoyed Curtis] Frooty O's are NOT cat food.
Curtis : She likes them.
Nathan : She does not like them. The bowl is full. And even if she did - EVEN if she loved them, even if she ate them everyday, she would die within a week, because this CRAP has absolutely no nutritional value whatsoever.
Curtis : Yeah, but they sure taste good.
Nathan : They're not life-sustaining Curtis! Technically they're not even food!
Curtis : [raising his voice] Well what's was I suppose to do? I didn't want to waste them on her in the first place, but there was no food!
Nathan : There was no food.
Curtis : No, there was no cat food, okay? So don't blame this on me.
Nathan : CURtis.
Nathan : What?
Nathan : Do we have to do this?
Curtis : [sighs meekly] Please. I'm trying to watch the show?
Nathan : Curtis. The WHEEL.