And Starring Pancho Villa as Himself (2003 TV Movie)
Eion Bailey: Frank Thayer
Quotes
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Frank Thayer : [Frank Thayer and Teddy Sampson are lying inside a tent after having sex] I've had this scene written in my head from the moment I first lay eyes on you.
Teddy Sampson : Did I do OK? Do you want to try one more take?
Frank Thayer : You sure its not too late?
Teddy Sampson : Ooh, I'm sure not!
[Frank lays on top of her and they continue to have sex]
Frank Thayer : Onward and upward, thats the ticket.
[kisses Frank]
Frank Thayer : That's what mom told me.
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Sam Drebben : Those actresses that you work with, they're like nurses, right? They gotta have it all the time, don't they?
Frank Thayer : I'm not sure that's really true.
Sam Drebben : Yeah, right. Like you're not jazzing your brains out, are you?
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Frank Thayer : [sees Teddy as D.W. Griffith's date at the movie premiere] Onward and upward, that's the ticket.