- Father Callaway: You know the doll with one eye that your daughter is holding?
- Kathy Lutz: Yes, well...
- Father Callaway: Well, that belonged to the little girl who lived here before you.
- Kathy Lutz: Yes, it was left here.
- Father Callaway: No, Mrs. Lutz, it was not left here.
- Kathy Lutz: Father, what exactly are you trying to tell me?
- Father Callaway: I knew the DeFeo's very well. I presided over their funeral. Jodie DeFeo was buried with that doll.
- Kathy Lutz: [Eating at dinner table, George spits out his food, making a scene] Is this discipline, or torture?
- George Lutz: I thought it was meatloaf...
- Jodie Defeo: What's wrong, Ronnie?
- Ronald Defeo: I love you, Jodie.
- [raises the shotgun and shoots her in the head]
- Billy Lutz: Hi... I'm Billy.
- [Lisa talks to Kathy and George]
- Billy Lutz: Hi... I'm Billy.
- Lisa: Yeah, I got ya the first time.
- Jodie Defeo: Hi, Lisa. Look what Ronnie did.
- [moves her hair away from her head so can see, she has a hole in her head made by the gun]
- Father Callaway: There was a family... lived here some time ago. They had a similar problem.
- Kathy Lutz: The DeFeos.
- Father Callaway: You knew them?
- Kathy Lutz: I'm living in their house.
- George Lutz: Uh... this, this is a mistake.
- Realtor: How's that?
- George Lutz: No, I mean your ad in the paper. Uh... this is a... It's gotta be a misprint, cause I'm a contractor, and I know what a place like this should cost. And, you know, if this is... Well, if this is true, then this is a... the deal of a lifetime.
- Realtor: And what is wrong with that?
- George Lutz: So, look, I gotta ask what's the catch? There's always a catch.
- Realtor: There was a tragedy, a crime... a murder.
- Billy Lutz: How did he do it?
- Michael Lutz: Do what?
- Lisa: You are way too young to hear this. So cover your ears. And don't listen. A rifle. Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! He went from room to room, splattering their heads as they slept. He killed his brothers in this very room. Right here... in these beds.
- Michael Lutz: Do I have to call you Dad, now?
- George Lutz: Guess what?
- Michael Lutz: What?
- George Lutz: You can call me whatever you want.
- Michael Lutz: Anything?
- George Lutz: Yep.
- Michael Lutz: Cool.
- George Lutz: Anything.
- Michael Lutz: Cool.
- George Lutz: Yeah.
- Michael Lutz: Um... Stinky?
- George Lutz: Sure.
- Michael Lutz: Poopy-head?
- George Lutz: Yeah.
- Michael Lutz: Crap-monkey-fart?
- George Lutz: [laughing] Okay, we gotta draw the line somewhere, pal, that does it!
- [first lines]
- The House: Catch them! Kill them!
- The House: [to Father Callaway] Get out!
- Kathy Lutz: I just read about this man, Ketcham... who tortured Indians on my land. On my basement. I read about how he slit his throat, so that his prescence would live forever. Do you believe this could be true?
- Chelsea Lutz: Jodie says you're a bad babysitter.
- Lisa: Yeah? Well Jodie's... what's the word? Dead.
- Chelsea Lutz: Is not.
- Lisa: That little shit got me fired.
- Realtor: We're happy?
- Kathy Lutz: Yes, we're happy.
- George Lutz: [pointing to Kathy] She's happy. I'm broke.
- Michael Lutz: George, George? Look what I found?
- George Lutz: What is that? Where'd you find that?
- Michael Lutz: Harry and I found it.
- George Lutz: Where?
- Michael Lutz: In the basement.
- Michael Lutz: Not the basement. My office. You listen to me. You don't go down there. Understand?
- Kathy Lutz: I know you miss your daddy, baby. But no one can see him because he's in heaven... He's with the angels.
- Kathy Lutz: What were you thinking?
- [after Chelsea walks across the roof of the house]
- Chelsea Lutz: I just wanted to see Daddy.