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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Ravindra Shukla
“Yeah, I am crazy. Ok. May be I am. But I prefer to be crazy than being a dummy.”
― Ravindra Shukla, A Maverick Heart: Between Love and Life
tags: crazy, dummy, inspirational, youth
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Roald Dahl
“There's plenty of money out there. They print more every day. But this ticket, there's only five of them in the whole world, and that's all there's ever going to be. Only a dummy would give this up for something as common money. Are you a dummy?”
― Roald Dahl
tags: a, all, as, be, common, dummy, ever, for, give, going, money, only, something, that-s, there-s, this, ticket, to, up, whole, world, would
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Vincent Okay Nwachukwu
“Sitting on a barber’s swivel chair transforms you to a dummy where you comply without complain. It metamorphoses him into Commander-In-Chief of all dummies. He bombards you with a barrage of orders; turn behind, return middle, move your ear, remove your head. What!”
― Vincent Okay Nwachukwu, Weighty 'n' Worthy African Proverbs - Volume 1
tags: barber, dummy, funny
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S.A. Hunt
“Was it like in the movies?” he asked, flipping a burger. Kssssss. “You know, like a montage with a music backing, and you’re beating up a kick-bag and throwing wooden stakes at a dummy?”
“That’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer.” Robin gave him a dark eye.”
― S.A. Hunt, Burn the Dark
tags: buffy, buffy-summers, buffy-the-vampire-slayer, dummy, movies, wooden-stakes
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Steven Magee
“I am a professional crash test dummy!”
― Steven Magee
tags: automobile, body, car, collision, crash, dummy, professional, test, wreck, wrecked
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Thomm Quackenbush
“It was a rare dummy that invested itself too much in caring for humans, deaf to their input and condescending to them as a rule.”
― Thomm Quackenbush, The Road to Vent Haven
tags: dummy, ventriloquism, ventriloquist, ventriloquist-dummies
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Craig D. Lounsbrough
“Too many people act like a ventriloquist dummy sitting on the lap of another dummy with both dummies talking about other dummies who were smart enough not to be in the auditorium or even consider buying a ticket to the show.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough
tags: auditorium, dummies, dummy, fool, foolishness, ventriloquist, wisdom, wise
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