Quarterback Quotes

“I mean, Charlie and I have never had issues pleasuring each other before, but damn, Charlie getting pregnant equals crazy sex. Wild sex. Sex that makes me feel like I'm being used. Best. Feeling.Ever.”
― Layne Harper, Infinity.

“The only time I'll be caught dancing is in the end zone after scoring a touchdown.”
― Nicole Heart, The Spunky Girl & Her Popular Player

“Quarterbacks shouldn’t leave the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Every politician knows this.”
― Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“The criteria for being an armchair quarterback is that you don’t need any. The benefit of being an armchair quarterback is that there isn’t any. And the outcome of being an armchair quarterback is that you’ll eventually wear out a bunch of chairs and a whole lot of people.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough