The Minotaur's Son & Other Wild Tales Quotes

“A woman is like an ocean, sir, beautiful to look at but dangerous to cross.”
― Kevin Ansbro, The Minotaur's Son & Other Wild Tales

“In grave danger of suffocation, the mermaid peeled away from him and emitted a sonar wail that woke drowned sailors from their oyster beds.”
― Kevin Ansbro, The Minotaur's Son & Other Wild Tales

“All three were wild-haired and bedraggled, as if they had just staggered from a fight to the death with a family of chimpanzees.”
― Kevin Ansbro, The Minotaur's Son & Other Wild Tales

“A gentleman goes in search of flattery as keenly as a bee hunts for pollen.”
― Kevin Ansbro, The Minotaur's Son & Other Wild Tales

“I bear the Russian man no ill. A Stanislav has as much right to walk God's earth as does a Stanley.”
― Kevin Ansbro, The Minotaur's Son & Other Wild Tales

“With his pendulous penis swinging from side to side, the beast clip-clopped up a rickety flight of stairs led by Pablo Zapata's wife, who took him through a beaded curtain into a room where a bevy of sullen women reclined on tatty sofas. A collective gasp rang out among the group and many crossed themselves in silent prayer.”
― Kevin Ansbro, The Minotaur's Son & Other Wild Tales

“My friend, it is a firm belief of mine that if a gentleman is to secure the services of a London cab then he should certainly carry a carrot on his person. Why only tip the driver and not the horse?”
― Kevin Ansbro, The Minotaur's Son & Other Wild Tales

“Jacob remembered too his own profound feeling of disbelief as the sun dissolved like an aspirin while he drowned beneath the sky.”
― Kevin Ansbro, The Minotaur's Son & Other Wild Tales

“Wow! You’re the fabled nymph I have heard so much about,” he gushed in wonderment. The beat of her diaphanous wings whined louder than those of a hundred mosquitoes and her iridescent toes skimmed the water around him. “If you promise to be kind and loyal to me, handsome, I shall consider you my friend,” she said airily.”
― Kevin Ansbro, The Minotaur's Son & Other Wild Tales