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150 pages, ebook
First published August 24, 2014
“Most women, once they get to know me, very much enjoy the sex but hate the actual man who gives it to them.”
“His cock is big, his sexual preferences are exotic, and he gets off making me do things I’d rather not.”
“She is combative. I really need to come up with another way to bring her into compliance.”
“You are in control of yourself at all times, Grace. But just know… you will never, ever be in control of me.”
My name is Grace Kinsella and I’m a filthy tweeter.
@VaughnAsher My bare pussy. Your tongue. #ThingsIThinkAboutToGetOff
#Women.Vaughn is a rich celebrity with certain tastes. He prefers his women to be one time things who he never hears from again. They know that upfront. He wants to be in control. Always. Then he meets Grace. He sees something he likes in her, but she is much more feisty than his normal type.
I fuck them. I use them. I pay them off. I find another.
He could be a creep asshole for all I know. He could like choking or spanking or domination. God, I hope he likes that shit.
“Good, girl. Not get on your knees so I can stuff my cock down your throat and make you choke on my come.”
"...I tweet. I’m a tweeter. I live for the Twitter. I chirp good morning like a little blue bird from my bed in the AM and then chirp good evening again every night."
"....I think from this moment forward I will divide my adult life up into two parts. Everything that came before I met the movie star on the beach. And everything that came after."
“That’s going on the list, missy!”
I laugh. “What list?” My outburst dies because he’s serious. “What the hell are you talking about?”
“You called me Asher, that’s one more spanking. And you didn’t call me Master, so that’s two. Plus, you’re wearing men’s underwear. That’s three.”
“You can’t spank me for wearing my own underwear!”
“I can and I will.”
“Oh, for fuck’s sake. You’re being unreasonable. Just tell me how you like your stupid cock sucked so we can move on to the good shit!”
“You’ll get spanked for that too.”
“For what? What the fuck did I do now?”
“Two fucks and a shit, plus you gave me an order. I’m the master, Grace. Me. Not you.”
“Oh, Jesus Christ. Fine.” I fling my arms out to my sides like I’m being crucified and yell, “At your service, Master!”
I can’t sleep with him.Grace is my spirit animal - my fictional soul sister.
At least not tonight . Tonight I should just see if he’s normal or not. He could be a creep asshole for all I know. He could like choking or spanking or domination.
God, I hope he likes that shit.
Yes, my name is Grace Kinsella and I’m a filthy tweeter.I loved Grace from the moment we meet her - your average naughty-brained twenty-something. She's sharp and funny and an easy character to root for.
I can turn a hundred and forty characters into living sex. I can string words together in a way that will make you wet your panties with lust. I can make a man blush before he even gets to the hashtag. I am famous for pithy filth.
I like fun and flirty. Do I really want to know about Vaughn Asher’s dark side? Wouldn’t it be better to just leave him up on that pedestal I made for him and go on living in a fantasy?It took some time for Vaughn Asher to endear himself to me. He suffers from the nearly fatal problem of being a complete asshole. and not even an original asshole.
“I want to look at you to see if you’re a monster or just a kinky asshole.”
“What if I’m both?”
Yes, my name is Grace Kinsella and I’m a filthy tweeter.
“That’s my fantasy. That’s my fairy tale. Vaughn Asher doing things to me that only be said in a hashtag.”
#Women. I fuck them. I use them. I pay them off. I find another. My demands are never denied. My contracts are always signed. They submit to me. Willingly. Completely. Temporarily.
“You’re simply not perfect. And that’s all there is to it. Your imperfections are glaring. It was nice fucking you. Good luck and goodbye.”
“He is…lickable. Definitely fairy tale material.”
He could be a creep asshole for all I know. He could like choking or spanking or domination. God, I hope he likes that shit.
“…And to be honest, Grace, I’d like a little bit more reality in my life.”
“Huh, that’s funny. I’m always on the lookout for a little more fantasy, myself.”
“I think from this moment forward I will divide my adult life up into two parts. Everything that came before I met the movie star on the beach. And everything that came after.”