Constipation Quotes

“Now constipation was quite a different matter...It would be dreadful for the whole world to know about troubles of that nature. She felt terribly sorry for people who suffered from constipation, and she knew that there were many who did. There were probably enough of them for a political party - with a chance of government perhaps - but what would such a party do if it was in power? Nothing, she imagined. It would try to pass legislation, but would fail." (p, 195)”
― Alexander McCall Smith, The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency

“Life is a tragedy of nutrition”
― Arnold Ehret, Definite Cure of Chronic Constipation Also Overcoming Constipation Naturally

“I wish that being famous helped prevent me from being constipated.”
― Marvin Gaye

“Constipation is a sign of good health in pomeranians.”
― Samuel Beckett, Molloy

“During the whole of the fucking Middle Ages, the place where they had it off most of all was the cemeteries!...people don't face up these odd little sides of things, leave a lot of naughty little facts in the dark out of human decency! A mistake! wrong!...human decency never holds up!...with me it's my enemas! the toilet! after two weeks without an enema I have nothing against dying...and they give it to me so hot that I scream...
--And in Claunau? [i.e. Dachau]
--You're right, you're right! I whimper, but I'm spoiled! but were you there, in Claunau?...My ass you were! doesn't stop you from screeching your fucking lungs out as if you were the first one in and the last one out!”
― Louis-Ferdinand Céline, Fable for Another Time

“If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior's hindquarters, constipation is the least of his problems.”
― James Lileks, Mommy Knows Worst: Highlights from the Golden Age of Bad Parenting Advice

“Hakuna shaka yoyote (kwa mfano) kwamba mboga za majani na matunda vina vitamini nyingi mwilini na madini na vitu vyote vizuri katika mwili wa binadamu, na kwamba kadhalika vina kirutubisho cha ufumwele ambacho huzuia kufunga choo na matatizo mengine ya mfumo wa usagaji chakula. Kirutubisho hiki kikizidi mwilini utapata matatizo makubwa yatakayoweza hata kukusababishia kifo!”
― Enock Maregesi

“Many women describe the feeling of having a baby come out of their vagina as taking the biggest shit of their lives. This isn’t really a metaphor. The anal cavity and vaginal canal lean on each other; they, too, are the sex which is not one. Constipation is one of pregnancy’s principal features: the growing baby literally deforms and squeezes the lower intestines, changing the shape, flow, and plausibility of one’s feces. In late pregnancy, I was amazed to find that my shit, when it would finally emerge, had been deformed into Christmas tree ornament — type balls. Then, all through my labor, I could not shit at all, as it was keenly clear to me that letting go of the shit would mean the total disintegration of my perineum, anus, and vagina, all at once. I also knew that if, or when, I could let go of the shit, the baby would probably come out. But to do so would mean falling forever, going to pieces.”
― Maggie Nelson, The Argonauts

“She can be stubborn and a little constipated, but I really think you made the right choice.”
― Haruki Murakami, The Elephant Vanishes

“Do you suffer from constipation? Ask your doctor if prison is right for you. Nine out of ten dentists recommend.”
― Jarod Kintz, Powdered Saxophone Music

“Home Remedies For Chapped Lips

Home Remedies For Chapped Lips

Dry and chapped lips occur all of the time without warning. It might cause annoyance and affect the way that people live their lives, although this really is not life threatening. There are different indications that may be observed, for example, existence of one or several of these symptoms: sores, tenderness, flaking, cracking, redness and dryness. When left untreated, dry and chapped lips can worsen and affect the other elements of the oral orifice.

Causes

Reasons for developing dryness on the lips comprise an excessive amount of exposure to sunlight licking of lips, smoking, dehydration, allergy, vitamin deficiency and rigorous climate.

Home Remedies for Chapped Lips

There are over-the-counter ointments to remedy chapped lips, but there also other home remedies which are thought to be more effective and safer. Among them are:

Natural oils

Natural oils like olive oil, coconut oil or mustard oil are excellent in keeping the affected area moist. These oils are best for those instances where the offender is either dry or cold weather.

Cucumber

Slathering the area that is affected with the liquid and juicing cucumber slices is an excellent means of alleviating the discomfort of dry lips. It's recommended to keep the lips moistened by doing this several times per day.

Aloe vera

There is no doubt about the healing properties of aloe vera although its scent and taste are disagreeable. It'll be easy enough lather the lips with the juice and to simply pluck a leaf when the need arises.

Rose petals

When there's no aloe vera plant available, rose petal infusion is a great choice for relief of chapped lips. This extract mixed with raw milk can serve as a moisturizing agent. The recommended regimen is always to apply the mixture two to three times a day prior to going to bed, and after that once. If raw milk isn't accessible, glycerin is a great replacement.

Water

The calming and hydrating effects of water can alleviate the pain.

Petroleum Jelly

Petroleum jelly could be utilized several times a day before climbing the bed and also once. Coating the lips with honey before cleaning with petroleum may only do just fine if the concentrated greasiness of petroleum feels uneasy or if it's causing more pain.

Milk cream

Milk cream is a superb skin softener, and it has the aptitude hasten the elimination of dead skin.

Judgment

The key is to moisturize chapped lips as soon as possible to help hasten the healing by avoiding the thing that is certainly causing it in the first place. Keep hydrated, eat succulent foods or cruciferous, avoid sunlight and keep warm within your room during chilly nights.
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― jessica

“You could see writer's block as mental constipation but I like to think of it as cultural anaemia.”
― Stewart Stafford

“The constipation is not the simple process; it is as you go through the birth of a child every day.”
― Ehsan Sehgal

“The constipation is not an easy process; it is as you go through the birth of a child every day.”
― Ehsan Sehgal

“One of the bullet-point symptoms on WebMD was this: the sense that everything didn't come out. This feels true about my life in ways I can't articulate yet.”
― Tommy Orange, There There

“Which is less aspirational, a look of constipation...or a look of consternation? It'd be a close call.”
― Vindy Teja

“Laxatives will always win the race.”
― Anthony T. Hincks

“When do you want to receive tribute, dead or alive? Without dispute, it is cute to pay tribute to the living. Destitute of words to salute good repute is no excuse. Our charity should begin with the living. Parents are a good starting point. We can't reciprocate by giving them life but we can at least impart quality and jollity to their lives by rendering them occasional tribute. If you have swallowed the pleasantries meant for your loved ones, please vomit them now to avoid the constipation of regret.”
― Vincent Okay Nwachukwu