Hazel Grace Lancaster Quotes

“I fell in love like you would fall asleep: slowly and then all at once.”
― John Green

“Maybe 'Okay' will be our 'always'...”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“I enjoy looking at beautiful people, and I decided a while ago not to deny myself the simpler pleasures of existence.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“He flipped himself onto his side and kissed me. "You're so hot," I said, my hand still on his leg.
"I'm starting to think you have an amputee fetish," he answered, still kissing me. I laughed.
"I have an Augustus Waters fetish," I explained.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“I can't go to Amsterdam. One of my doctors thinks it's a bad idea."
He was quiet for a second. "God," he said. "I should've just paid for it myself. Should've just taken you straight from the Funky Bones to Amsterdam."
"But then I would've had a probably fatal episode of deoxygenation in Amsterdam, and my body would have been shipped home in the cargo hold of an airplane," I said.
"Well, yeah," he said. "But before that, my grand romantic gesture would have totally gotten me laid."
I laughed pretty hard, hard enought that I felt where the chest tube had been.
"You laugh because it's true," he said.
I laughed again.
"It's true, isn't it!"
"Probably not," I said, and then after a moment added, "although you never know.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“I nodded. I liked Augustus Waters. I really, really, really liked him. I liked the way his story ended with someone else. I liked his voice. I liked that he took existentially fraught free throws. I liked that he was a tenured professor in the Department of Slightly Crooked Smiles with a dual appointment in the Department of Having a Voice That Made My Skin Feel More Like Skin. And I liked that he had two names. I’ve always liked people with two names, because you get to make up your mind what you call them: Gus or Augustus? Me, I was always just Hazel, univalent Hazel.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“The thought of you being removed from the rotation is not funny to me.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“Lonley, Vaguely pedophilic swing set seeks the butts of children.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“Nothing,” I said. “I’m just…” I couldn’t finish the sentence, didn’t know how to. “I’m just very, very fond of you.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“As I recall, you promised to CALL when you finished the book, not text.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“Hi, I’m at the Speedway at Eighty-sixth and Ditch, and I need an ambulance. The great love of my life has a malfunctioning G-tube.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“I want more numbers that I'm likely to get, and God, I want more numbers for Augustus Waters than he got. But, Gus, my love, I can not tell you thankful I am for our little infinity. I wouldn't trade it for the world. You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I'm grateful.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“Sure, anyone can name fourteen dead people. But we're disorganized mourners, so a lot of people end up remembering Shakespeare, and no one ends up remembering the person he wrote Sonnet Fifty-five about.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“Augustus Waters was sitting on the front step as we pulled into the driveway. He was holding a bouquet of bright orange tulips just beginning to bloom.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“Idiotically, it occurred to me that my pink underwear didn’t match my purple bra, as if boys even notice such things.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“You're always such a disappointment, Augustus. Couldn't you have at least gotten orange tomatoes?”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“When was the last good kiss you had?”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“She didn’t understand why it was happening,” he said. “I had to tell her she would die. Her social worker said I had to tell her. I had to tell her she would die, so I told her she was going to heaven. She asked if I would be there, and I said that I would not, not yet. But eventually, she said, and I promised that yes, of course, very soon. And I told her that in the meantime we had great family up there that would take care of her. And she asked me when I would be there, and I told her soon. Twenty-two years ago.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“so if the inevitability of oblivion worries you, than I suggest you ignore it. God knows that's what the rest of the world does.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“Between the three of us, we have five legs, four eyes & two & a half working pairs of lungs.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“Algunos infinitos son más grandes que otros infinitos.”
― Bajo la Misma Estrella

“If I could just stay alive for a week, I’d know the unwritten secrets of Anna’s mom and the Dutch Tulip Guy.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“Gus, mi amor, no puedo decirte lo agradecida que estoy por nuestro pequeño infinito.Yo no lo cambiaría por nada del mundo. Me diste un para siempre dentro de los días contados, y te lo agradezco.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“It occurred to me that the voracious ambition of humans is never sated by dreams coming true, because the is always the thought that everything might be done better and again”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“Okay.'
'Okay.'
"Maybe 'Okay' will be our 'Always'."
"Okay.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“Vai chegar um dia em que todos vamos estar mortos. Todos nós. Vai chegar um dia em que não vai sobrar nenhum ser humano sequer para lembrar que alguém já existiu ou que nossa espécie fez qualquer coisa nessa mundo. Não vai sobrar ninguém para se lembrar de Aristóteles ou de Cleópatra, quanto mais de você. Tudo o que fizemos, construímos, escrevemos, pensamos e descobrimos vai ser esquecido e tudo isso aqui vai ter sido inútil. Pode ser que esse dia chegue logo e pode ser que demore milhões de anos, mas, mesmo que o mundo sobreviva a uma explosão do Sol, não vamos viver para sempre. Houve um tempo antes do surgimento da consciência nos organismos vivos, e vai haver outro depois. E se a inevitabilidade do esquecimento humano preocupa você, sugiro que deixe esse assunto para lá. Deus sabe que é isso o que todo mundo faz - Hazel Grace Lancaster”
― John Green

“Patience, grasshopper”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars