I read this because I loved The Unhoneymooners and I couldn't help but compare, okay??? I'M SORRY, BUT IT HAPPENED. MORE THAN ONCE. And even though itI read this because I loved The Unhoneymooners and I couldn't help but compare, okay??? I'M SORRY, BUT IT HAPPENED. MORE THAN ONCE. And even though it didn't reach my high standards for honeymoon romance stories, it entertained me, made me giggle and that SWOON, MY GOD. ...more
Why is this the first YA book that I've read in a while, and why do I feel like I've lost something after coming to that conclusion? Why is this the first YA book that I've read in a while, and why do I feel like I've lost something after coming to that conclusion? ...more
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, sh shhhhhh, let me have this dramatic moment-
this book THIS BOOK Changed my whole brain chemistry. DO NOT LET THE TITLE FOOL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, sh shhhhhh, let me have this dramatic moment-
this book THIS BOOK Changed my whole brain chemistry. DO NOT LET THE TITLE FOOL YOU, LOVES. HAPPY PLACE?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAPPY?!? happy? ha. ppy? I take that as a personal offense because SWEAT was irritating my eyes. I couldn't see, I could barely process- my thoughts? Boo, they were ALLLLL over the place. I absolutely feel like it is my celestial calling to convince humans to read books with ironic titles.
Like excuse me, I was not happy after reading this. I WAS DESTROYED, OKAY. Ugh, just read it and come back....more
I am getting angry at authors that think making my heart squeeze in agony is a sign of good mental health, BECAUSE IT IS NOT.
Rating: 3.7
Hello, I'm noI am getting angry at authors that think making my heart squeeze in agony is a sign of good mental health, BECAUSE IT IS NOT.
Rating: 3.7
Hello, I'm not well, so I'm writing this in hopes that it will get BETTER. That I'LL get better, know what I mean? So to make this as short as possible, so let's mention the things that I loved and let's GET MOVING Y'ALL. THAT TUB OF ICE CREAM WON'T EAT ITSELF OKAY
I honestly wasn't expecting to get so immersed into the story, so like the smart and gorgeous human that (i'm not) I am, I started it when dawn was starting to arrive and my eyelids were burning themselves at the stake AND MY EXAMS WERE PILING UP (amazing decision on my part, really) and I finished it a few hours later.
Being a 'human' was above my entry level at that point, and I attribute the feelings of numbness after finishing this book to the following things:
The descriptions were beautiful! The magical typewriters, the lush writing that transported my entire being to this whole new world (ahem, Aladdin hi), the action, the intrigue, the romance, the pacing the BEAUTY of this book was engraved in every page. Yes, I believe that the romance moved a little too quickly for my liking, but PSHHH WHO CARES, GIVE ME THE DRAMA. Seriously though, I gravely enjoyed the journey this book took me in and the second book??? WHERE, WHERE IS THEE
Find me hidden under a cave when it's announced, thank you and goodbye.
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I just need someone to hit me over the head with a rusty scalpel and yell into my face, TO CHECK IF A BOOK IS PART OF A SERIES BEFORE STARTING IT
THANK YOU NETGALLEY BUT I'M A MESS RIGHT NOW FIX. IT....more
If you're looking for a sweet adorable read with beautiful found family, THIS is definitively for you!If you're looking for a sweet adorable read with beautiful found family, THIS is definitively for you!...more
It's currently 1:57 in the morning and I am in this state of conscious heart breakage because of the fact that I will never have someone look at me liIt's currently 1:57 in the morning and I am in this state of conscious heart breakage because of the fact that I will never have someone look at me like Henry looks at Alice....more
Nobody talk to me- I've been killed, mauled and tortured in the BEST WAY throughout this whole beautiful perfection and now I feel empty, bland and deNobody talk to me- I've been killed, mauled and tortured in the BEST WAY throughout this whole beautiful perfection and now I feel empty, bland and destroyed....more
If you haven't read this, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING WITH YOUR LIFE,MY DARLING??
It has :
✨ Strong and sassy heroine with a penchant for sarcasm and ill adIf you haven't read this, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING WITH YOUR LIFE,MY DARLING??
It has :
✨ Strong and sassy heroine with a penchant for sarcasm and ill advised humor. ✨ A friend squad that will literally make you feel like you've missed out on a vital part of growing up BECAUSE- HAVE YOU EVER HAD THOSE TYPE OF FRIENDS?? ✨Beautiful father daughter relationship ✨Side characters who are well written and amazing to hear about ✨DRAMA AND MYSTERY AND A KILLER AND KIKCBOXING AND MUAY THAI
✨Also, a super broody FBI agent who may or may not be a possible love interest
So, kindly, READ IT RN SO I CAN FANGIRL WITH YOU...more
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