I read this because I loved The Unhoneymooners and I couldn't help but compare, okay??? I'M SORRY, BUT IT HAPPENED. MORE THAN ONCE. And even though itI read this because I loved The Unhoneymooners and I couldn't help but compare, okay??? I'M SORRY, BUT IT HAPPENED. MORE THAN ONCE. And even though it didn't reach my high standards for honeymoon romance stories, it entertained me, made me giggle and that SWOON, MY GOD. ...more
Mariana 'Mother of Mushrooms and AGONIZING SLOW INFERNOS BECAUSE THAT'S NOT EVEN SLOW BURN AT THIS POINT' Zapata. You've done it.
You've finally made meMariana 'Mother of Mushrooms and AGONIZING SLOW INFERNOS BECAUSE THAT'S NOT EVEN SLOW BURN AT THIS POINT' Zapata. You've done it.
You've finally made me actually speechless after reading one of your books. I want to cry Sob Wreck something Cry some more Depressingly hug a pillow Kill someone Cry a lot more kiss SCRUMPSDILLYYUMYUM IVAN LUKOV
I'm so done with life I've suffered enough
Goodbye
PS. Goodbye for NOW, until my brain decides to work and make a review because I'm honestly at a loss for what to say after reading this masterpiece. ...more
I swear this was my first dark romance book and I am SHOOK, I feel completely CHANGED, like my whole biological processes converted itself to a new reI swear this was my first dark romance book and I am SHOOK, I feel completely CHANGED, like my whole biological processes converted itself to a new religion.
I'm screaming, crying, throwing up, squealing, running- like I just FINISHED this book but in reality??? HAHAHAHAHAHA THE BOOK FREAKING FINISHED MEEE.I'm screaming, crying, throwing up, squealing, running- like I just FINISHED this book but in reality??? HAHAHAHAHAHA THE BOOK FREAKING FINISHED MEEE.
I need the third book, right this second. I also need therapy.
*slams shut laptop and scurried away* *sprints back*
LIKE HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE THAT THIS AUTHOR KILLS ME WITH EVERY BOOK I READ OF HERS??? HOW IS THAT EVEN FAIR?!?
COMO PORQUE WHY
I need an breathalyzer test made to my brainchild right this instant because I believe this author inebriated me for 700 pages and then made me have a withdrawal in the last five.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, sh shhhhhh, let me have this dramatic moment-
this book THIS BOOK Changed my whole brain chemistry. DO NOT LET THE TITLE FOOL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, sh shhhhhh, let me have this dramatic moment-
this book THIS BOOK Changed my whole brain chemistry. DO NOT LET THE TITLE FOOL YOU, LOVES. HAPPY PLACE?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAPPY?!? happy? ha. ppy? I take that as a personal offense because SWEAT was irritating my eyes. I couldn't see, I could barely process- my thoughts? Boo, they were ALLLLL over the place. I absolutely feel like it is my celestial calling to convince humans to read books with ironic titles.
Like excuse me, I was not happy after reading this. I WAS DESTROYED, OKAY. Ugh, just read it and come back....more
*sigh* Once again, these authors make it their life's mission to destroy any semblance of feelings that I have possibly had in my entire measly existe*sigh* Once again, these authors make it their life's mission to destroy any semblance of feelings that I have possibly had in my entire measly existence- AND YET AGAIN, THEY SUCCEEDED...more
I am getting angry at authors that think making my heart squeeze in agony is a sign of good mental health, BECAUSE IT IS NOT.
Rating: 3.7
Hello, I'm noI am getting angry at authors that think making my heart squeeze in agony is a sign of good mental health, BECAUSE IT IS NOT.
Rating: 3.7
Hello, I'm not well, so I'm writing this in hopes that it will get BETTER. That I'LL get better, know what I mean? So to make this as short as possible, so let's mention the things that I loved and let's GET MOVING Y'ALL. THAT TUB OF ICE CREAM WON'T EAT ITSELF OKAY
I honestly wasn't expecting to get so immersed into the story, so like the smart and gorgeous human that (i'm not) I am, I started it when dawn was starting to arrive and my eyelids were burning themselves at the stake AND MY EXAMS WERE PILING UP (amazing decision on my part, really) and I finished it a few hours later.
Being a 'human' was above my entry level at that point, and I attribute the feelings of numbness after finishing this book to the following things:
The descriptions were beautiful! The magical typewriters, the lush writing that transported my entire being to this whole new world (ahem, Aladdin hi), the action, the intrigue, the romance, the pacing the BEAUTY of this book was engraved in every page. Yes, I believe that the romance moved a little too quickly for my liking, but PSHHH WHO CARES, GIVE ME THE DRAMA. Seriously though, I gravely enjoyed the journey this book took me in and the second book??? WHERE, WHERE IS THEE
Find me hidden under a cave when it's announced, thank you and goodbye.
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I just need someone to hit me over the head with a rusty scalpel and yell into my face, TO CHECK IF A BOOK IS PART OF A SERIES BEFORE STARTING IT
THANK YOU NETGALLEY BUT I'M A MESS RIGHT NOW FIX. IT....more
This is one of those books that you read and could reread a thousand times because it's guilt pleasure city! Not perfect, but the type 0f comfort readThis is one of those books that you read and could reread a thousand times because it's guilt pleasure city! Not perfect, but the type 0f comfort read that's juicy and drama filled.
I expect a basket of tissues, hot chocolate fountain, seven hundred books and an apology note for the end of this book. WHERE'S THE REST???I expect a basket of tissues, hot chocolate fountain, seven hundred books and an apology note for the end of this book. WHERE'S THE REST???...more
**spoiler alert** The day i dont fall for emotionally unavailable, morally gray, villanous yet gentle, hot yet hates you, men- is the day im either de**spoiler alert** The day i dont fall for emotionally unavailable, morally gray, villanous yet gentle, hot yet hates you, men- is the day im either dead or getting the help that i need atter reading so many books.
Like at this point???? just kill me and hide away my body because Jacks is taken and forever away from me.