Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants Quotes

“Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me.”
― Louise Rennison, Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.”
― Louise Rennison , Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I have accidentally picked up a Dave the Tart.”
― Louise Rennison, Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“Non...I am DANCING IN MY NUDDY-PANTS!!!'
And we both laughed like loons on loon tablets. I danced for ages round the house in my nuddy-pants. Also, I did this brilliant thing-I danced in the front window just for a second whilst Mr. Across the Road was drawing his curtains. He will never be sure if he saw a mirage or not. That is the kind of person I am. Not really the kind of person who goes and raises elks in Whakatane.”
― Louise Rennison, Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?”
― Louise Rennison, Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!'
'I don't know, a bowl?'
'Non... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants!”
― Louise Rennison, Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“I can't believe the poo-osity of my life!”
― Louise Rennison, Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“I care too much for people. I am a bit like Jesus. Only not so heavily bearded.”
― Louise Rennison, Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“Kedves Muti és Vati!
Remélem, a macskalincselő gyűlés rendben zajlik. Találtam egy darabka száraz pirítóst a teámhoz meg egy kis kukoricapelyhet, hogy elkerüljem a skorbutot. Gondoljatok rám, ha akad egy szabad percetek.
Lányotok,
Georgia”
― Louise Rennison, Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“She who laughs last laughs the laughingest.”
― Louise Rennison, Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“I know there is an unseen power at work of which we have little comprehension, but I don’t really feel I can consult with Jesus about my basoomas.”
― Louise Rennison, Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“But I can be a very kind and caring person, especially if I am about three thousand miles away in a different country.”
― Louise Rennison, Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“I said to Mum, “Vati is very very like David Beckham, isn’t he? Apart from being porky, heavily bearded and crap at football.”
― Louise Rennison, Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“poo parlor division” instead of “loo.”
― Louise Rennison, Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“Lord of the Flies is so boring…and so weird. I always thought boys were very very strange, but I didn’t think they would start eating each other.”
― Louise Rennison, Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“Campingfahrt means not, as you might imagine, an unfortunate incident with Libby in a tent…. It means “camping trip.” I think I have a natural talent for languages.”
― Louise Rennison, Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“As I have said with huge wisdomosity many times, boys the world over are a bloody mystery.”
― Louise Rennison, Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“As we passed a bloke playing a saxophone underneath one of the arches, he put down the sax and started doing a juggling thing with his hands. It was a bit peculiar, though, because, as I said to Jas, “He hasn’t got any balls.”
― Louise Rennison, Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“What in the name of Buddha’s bra is he going on about now?”
― Louise Rennison, Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“I said with great dignosity, “Father, I am afraid I can’t discuss my private life with you as I have a date with Lord of the Flies.”
― Louise Rennison, Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“Our New Year “Let’s go down the disco” experience, with the aid of Charlie Horse and Teddy as partners, was actually quite good fun on the funosity scale.”
― Louise Rennison, Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“In the end they worked out that Angus must have sneaked into Naomi’s love parlor before his trouser snake addendums were, you know…adjusted. Super-Cat!!! He is without doubt the 007 of the cat world.”
― Louise Rennison, Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“I hope it snows early next term and then I can try out the hilariosity of my new idea vis-à-vis glove animal and snow blindness.”
― Louise Rennison, Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“what do you do with Sex Gods? Besides snog and worship them, I mean.”
― Louise Rennison, Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“Jackie wears even more makeup than those scary circus people. You know, when you go to the circus and you accidentally see a trapeze artist close-up and they are orange.”
― Louise Rennison, Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants