Whoa! I haven't seen this many villains, thugs, and lowlifes in one place since I watched C-Span's coverage of congress yesterday! 
Appearing in "So Spider-Man Walks Into a Bar and..."
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
Antagonists:
- The Enforcers
- The Bookie (John Ladue)
- Coachwhip (Beatrix Keener)
- Condor
- Discus (Timothy Stuart)
- Dr. Nemesis (Michael Stockton)
- Fer-de-Lance (Teresa Vasquez)
- Hydro-Man (Morris Bench)
- Poundcakes (Marian Pouncy)
- Powderkeg (Frank Skorina)
- Puff Adder (Gordon Fraley)
- Ramrod
- Rattler (Gustav Krueger)
- Rock Python (M'Gula)
- Squid (Donald Callahan)
- Stiletto (Thomas Stuart)
- Trapster (Peter Petruski)
Other Characters:
- Deke (bartender)
- Lester Ladue
- Grace Ladue
- Martin Li
- Yermo
- Polinsky (videographer)
- Screwball (Mentioned)
- Iron Man (Tony Stark) (Mentioned)
- Basher (Mentioned)
- Jackpot (Alaha Jobson) (Mentioned)
- Hulk (Bruce Banner) (Mentioned)
Races and Species:
Locations:
- Earth
- North America
- United States of America
- New York State
- New Jersey
- Monmoth County
- Ladue Residence
- Monmoth County
- United States of America
- North America
Items:
- Spider-Man's Suit and Web-Shooters
- Spider-Tracer (Referenced)
Synopsis for "So Spider-Man Walks Into a Bar and..."
Spider-Man is fighting the villains at the Bar With No Name where the Bookie was taking bets. The bartender Deke says that Spider-Man is allowed their help. Spider-Man wants information about the Bookie. Deke tells Spider-Man where the Bookie lives. At the F.E.A.S.T. Center a man with a cane, named Yermo, trips and hurts himself. Aunt May gives him some stew and he is able to walk without his cane. Spider-Man shows up at the Bookie's house and talks to his father, Lester Ladue to find out what he knows. He tells Spider-Man that he wants to go with him, but Spider-Man says no. He won't tell Spider-Man anything unless he goes. Spider-Man finally agrees.
At Coney Island, the Enforcers have the Bookie strapped into a ride. They are taking bets on when he will fall, blackout, and puke. On the way there, Lester is betting Spider-Man. Spider-Man finally gets him to shut up. At Coney Island the Enforcers are throwing baseballs at the Bookie while riding in bumper-cars. Spider-Man shows up and saves him. He fights Fancy Dan and Montana while Ox is stuck in a bumper-car. Once Montana and Dan are defeated Ox is about to fight Spider-Man when a roller coaster cart goes off the tracks and is about to fall on Ox when Spider-Man quickly saves him. Grateful for the save, Ox agrees to go quietly. They find out that Lester was making bets on Spider-Man and the Enforcers. Spider-Man webs Lester to a ferris wheel and coerces him to donate the money he made on the bets to the F.E.A.S.T. Center. Spider-Man finds out what he needs to know from the bookie and leaves. Ox turns himself and the Enforcers in. Peter calls Aunt May and asks if anybody had made a donation. She says yes.
Solicit Synopsis
Trivia
- When Spider-Man is attacked in the bar, a villain is holding a bottle called "Brand Echh!" and Spider-Man says "Sorry, Pal. That's not my brand." Brand Echh (pronounced "Brand X") was a Bullpen Bulletin term for DC, or other comic book publishers.