Dentist Quotes

“No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought?
--Poirot”
― Agatha Christie, One, Two, Buckle My Shoe

“Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.”
― Ann Landers

“My father told me what it used to feel like, waiting in the dentist's office. Every time the nurse opened the door you thought, It's happening. The thing I've been afraid of all my life.”
― Philip K. Dick, Ubik

“Mr. Herriton, don’t – please, Mr. Herriton – a dentist. His father’s a dentist.”
Philip gave a cry of personal disgust and pain. He shuddered all over, and edged away from his companion. A dentist! A dentist at Monteriano. A dentist in fairyland! False teeth and laughing gas and the tilting chair at a place which knew the Etruscan League, and the Pax Romana, and Alaric himself, and the Countess Matilda, and the Middle Ages, all fighting and holiness, and the Renaissance, all fighting and beauty! He thought of Lilia no longer. He was anxious for himself: he feared that Romance might die.”
― E.M. Forster, Where Angels Fear to Tread

“Teresa, the day I find love is the day I stop being a dentist... and both you and I know that will never, ever happen,” Peter proclaimed.”
― Kristina Stangl, Cupid's Serenade

“While he was the dentist, who was a stranger to a proper smile; she, on the other hand, was a matchmaker, who had never experienced true love, herself. So far, they were equals. They were both strangers to their own profession. And yet, here they still were.”
― Kristina Stangl, Cupid's Serenade

“You can take the dentist out of the office, but you can’t take the dentist out of the man.”
― Kristina Stangl, Cupid's Serenade

“Be your own dentist!”
― Rube Goldberg, Inventions: The Legendary Works (A) of America’s (B) Most Honored (C) Cartoonist

“God has given me blood to drink.”
― Shirley Jackson, The Tooth

“It was a sweet smile, but it hid menace, like the kind dentists gave.”
― Andy Paine, Bad Business

“The groomer wasn’t provided any dental care or skin care and that’s the truth. Just ask his dentdermatautologist, he’ll tell you.”
― J.S. Mason, The Satyrist...And Other Scintillating Treats

“The key to dancing is to do it without music. Whoever first paired dancing and music together was a lunatic, like a duck running a marathon, and would have been more useful to society if squeezed out of a tube of toothpaste. Nine out of ten dentists agree with me.”
― Jarod Kintz, BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight

“One out of ten dentists agree: This book of duck quotes helps fight Gingivitis. Maybe tomorrow I’ll ask nine more dentists.”
― Jarod Kintz, One Out of Ten Dentists Agree: This Book Helps Fight Gingivitis. Maybe Tomorrow I’ll Ask Nine More Dentists.: A BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm Production

“While nine out of ten dentists, or 99.9%, recommend my duck-soup-flavored toothpaste, exactly ZERO decided to buy my new math class, "Understanding How Fractions Work—And Can Work To Make You Rich.” The book is ONLY $19.95, and it comes with FREE refills.”
― Jarod Kintz, BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight

“The key to dancing is to do it without music. Whoever first paired dancing and music together was an absolute lunatic, and would have been more useful to society if squeezed out of a tube of toothpaste. Nine out of ten dentists agree with me.”
― Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“I once opted to go Kentless for a filling. Instead of using Novocain, the dentist put his knee on my chest while he drilled and wrenched. The socket became infected and my face was swollen for a month. My psyche is still swollen. Definitely bribe the dentist”
― Ruta Sepetys, I Must Betray You

“I don’t trust dentists. Well, I don’t trust nine out of ten of them.”
― Jarod Kintz, Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast

“No One Can Take Our Smiles Away When Dental Decay is Kept Miles Away”
― Pro. Dr. Ninad Moon

“No One Can Take Our Smiles Away When Dental Decay is Kept Miles Away”
― Prof. Dr. ninad moon

“A new survey of recreational scuba divers reported that 41 percent people face dental problems from scuba diving. From most of the people suffer with a pain from the increased pressure underwater, but some people experienced loosened crowns or cracked fillings. And an unhealthy tooth under water could face much more dental problems. If you are suffering from tooth pain or need an emergency dentist contact Dental Made Easy in Forest Hills, Cedarhurst, Rego Park, and Greenpoint NY.”
― Dental Made Easy

“Some people have rubbed salt into some people’s wounds by punching out their false teeth.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Doing your taxes with a brain injury is like having a tooth extracted without anesthetic.”
― Steven Magee

“The darker the skin, the whiter seem yellow teeth.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Charybdis was an orthodontist's nightmare. She was nothing but a huge black maw with bad teeth alignment and a serious overbite, and she'd done nothing for centuries but eat without brushing after meals.”
― Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters

“Dr. Talmadge Wilkins is well-loved in his community thanks to the quality of his work and his prominent position with the St. John's United Methodist Church. Dr. Talmadge Wilkins is proud to deliver the finest level of dental care to patients that visit his practice.”
― Dr. Talmadge Wilkins Aiken, SC

“Pardip Sansi Tooth Care

Perri Sansi In addition, we have to observe that there is not a very marked deterioration in our filaments in a short time. This may be an indication that we are not performing a correct brushing technique or that we are not taking proper care of our brush.

How do you know how often to change your toothbrush?
In order not to get confused with how often to change the toothbrush or head, there are those who program alarms on their mobile or do it, for example, with each change of season.

Pardip Sansi They are ways of reminding ourselves that we have to change our toothbrush and give it importance. If we do not realize it, the moment passes and, each time we brush them, we are losing effectiveness. This poor quality brushing affects our dental hygiene.

It is also important to note that it should be replaced after suffering from a viral or bacterial infection, regardless of not having reached the time for its periodic renewal.

By following these small recommendations, we will be helping to avoid future pathologies such as cavities or periodontal disease. A change of toothbrush on time costs nothing and saves big headaches. They can complicate our lives in the future and they can involve much more expense, in addition to aesthetic and health problems.”
― Pardip Sansi

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― McKnight Square Dental

“I wasn't to blame for my granddads death and that I could have a strong independent life. I was on my way to the hospital for my dental operation and was convinced I'd die”
― Tracie Daily, Mentality - A book for men

“You should breathe through your mouth as often as you eat through your nose!

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Consequences of chronic mouth breathing:

- Face distortion because mouth breathing affects the facial profile. John Mew who pioneered the field of Orthotropics found that the face becomes long and teeth become bucky over time in habitual mouth breathers.

- Dental crowding

- Tooth decay: This is because mouth becomes very dry overnight from mouth breathing. After 3-4 hours of mouth breathing, the mouth pH becomes more acidic. When teeth are acidic (< pH 5.4 ) they start to deteriorate and tend towards decay.

- Anxiety, because when breathing through the mouth, the sympathetic nervous system is activated. The vagus nerve connects the brain to the gut and regulates our stress response. Engaging in relaxation and nose-breathing can help with vagal toning and regulation of the parasympathetic and sympathetic nervous systems.

- Gut dysbiosis because of the sympathetic activation making parasympathetic digestion less effective.

- Brain fog

- Learning difficulties

- Night time bedwetting in children”
― Vijaya Molloy

“To prevent progression of tooth decay you can look at nutrients like vitamin D, vitamin K2, make sure you are closing your mouth in sleep, try using tooth mousse, and try having cheese after high sugar foods. Cheese neutralizes saliva and neutralizes sugar.”
― Vijaya Molloy