Set in Austen times, we have tImagine that Jane Austen's Persuasion and Agatha Christy's And Then There Were None had a porn baby. This is the result.
Set in Austen times, we have the duke nicknamed Sin, and a saintly virgin girl named Portia meeting up 10 years after they had a broken engagement. Sounds like Persuasion, huh? Except, instead of being at sea for those 10 years, our duke was engaging in the kinkiest fuckery known to mankind at that time period. (I'm just guessing that we've come up with new stuff since then. We are innovators after all.)
They end up on a deserted island, in a castle, where the mysterious host leaves all of the guests notes that they will pay for their sins. They are stuck on the island by a huge storm. And then, the murdering starts.
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What better way to pass the time until they can get a rescue boat than to have wild sex in the room next door to the dead bodies? It's romantic.
[image] Even sexier when it's your son's dead body in the same room
Oh, did I mention that this island castle party thing is an orgy? Yeah, it is. So, there is debauchery going on all over the place, along with the stabby stabby kill kill. Actually, I guess "stabby stabby kill kill" pretty much sums up the events of this little soiree.
This smutty book is so outrageous that you will actually have a lot of fun reading it. Unless you really are used to reading Austen and Christy. Then, stay away. Stay far away.
For the Machalo Group Smut Challenge: 12. Pick a random one.
Since I've been on a HR kick lately, I decided my random smut choice would be in this genreFor the Machalo Group Smut Challenge: 12. Pick a random one.
Since I've been on a HR kick lately, I decided my random smut choice would be in this genre. And, it was very very smutty.
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Strangely, the hot smutty scenes were between a husband and wife. Yay, fidelity!
[image] Marriage is so sexy!
These two married for varying reasons, but were only friends. They both had other lovers and were happy with it. But, when his mistress dies in childbirth - having his child, he takes off for four years. When he returns, he wants a real marriage. His wife is none too thrilled with that idea. She even decides to hold a dinner party with potential mistresses for him to choose from. That is so thoughtful! What a great wife!
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He's not interested, and they soon get down and dirty together. Of course, their old lovers all conspire together to break up the happy couple, and his mother is downright evil, but hey, we all know how well it works to try and keep two people in lust love apart.
There is also a bit of a side story with her brother falling in love. It was okay-ish. But, the thing that struck me weird was about how he kept describing his chick's boobs. He kept talking about her "long nipples" and it was squeaming me out. Long nipples? Really? That's attractive? And, all this time I've been fighting gravity as much as humanly possible! Who knew that I should just let them fall towards Earth and then all the hot, young 20-yr old studs would find me irresistible?
[image] She'll be fighting them off with a stick!
Oh well, to each his own, I guess!
Regardless of how much story there seems to be, this book is pretty much smut. I did think the story was cute, but it ended kind of abruptly. This book seriously needed an epilogue....more
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